Beelz
Stephen Lynch
(sung by a very drunk Malik XD)

Adair:.. I don't know how you roped me into this... *looking over the sheet music Malik hands him*
Malik: Oh, come on, live a little... Be thankful you aren't singing it...
Adair: You don't have to you know.
Malik: I know, but it's too funny not too XD
Adair: Dear Ra.... *picks up his guitar and begins to play the music*

Malik: *takes the mic and stands on the stage facing the crowd* So many songs about Jesus and God and all that, The Opposition needed some time... so I am here t give it to him *smirks*

*sings in a dark whispery voice*
Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here
To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear
I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on high
I go by many names by there is one you cannot deny

*switches to a high pitched gay sounding voice*
My name is Satan,
*waves excitedly to the crowd as he speaks*
Hi everybody!
Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself
*sings again*
My friends all call me Old Scratch and I am a Capricorn
My turn ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn
I've got little devil horns, and a little Goatee,
Little devil eyes to help a little devil see
Little cloven hoofs that make it kinda hard to ski
I'm Satan, Woo Hoo!

Mephistopheles, what's up! I don't know ^_^

My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz
I love to watch Fox news and then go club some baby seals
Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a Zinfandel
Try to wash off that baby seal smell
And then I'll make a toast to me
Hey, here's to my hell......th
My name is Satan. Ah Hah!

To carry on my evil ways I went and had a son
And now he makes his living as a singing comedian *motions to himself*
I'm in every Zeppelin album
I'm in all Rush Limbaugh's rants
I'm the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance *laughs*

And if I want to eat your soul, I'll just throw it on a griddle.
I don't need to make a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle
And f*ck Charlie Daniels I don't care if he can fiddle
I'm Satan.

*returns to a deeper voice*
The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal
*spoken in the high pitch tone again*
That's f*cking bullsh*t because I wouldn't be caught dead in... Georgia
Ok, it's like Oh my God!
Six, Six, Six!

*whispers*
Satan!

*rolls eyes at the crowd*
Look, that's just how I picture him. *laughs*
You can f*cking think of whatever you want.

Beelz-Stephen Lynch
You just have to hear it to appreciate the humor of how it was sung ^_^"