Don't Cha Wish My Hump
(Pussycat Dolls vs. Black Eyed Peas)

Sung by the Chainers - shorter version

Will:
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?

Emily:
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.

Chainer girls:
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps

Emily:
Check it out

Samantha:
I drive these brothers crazy
I do it on the daily
They treat me really nicely
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly

Sandy:
Brother I ain't askin
They say they love my ass ‘n
Seven Jeans, True Religion's
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

Chainer girls:
My love

Chainer guys:
Love!

Chainer girls:
my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps
My hump, my hump, my hump
My humps they got you

Chainer guys:
She's got me spending.

Chainer girls:
Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.

Chainer guys:
She's got me spendin'.

Chainer girls:
Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

Nick:
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?

Samantha:
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump.

Josh:
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?

Sandy:
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.

Chainer girls:
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump
My hump, my hump, my hump
my lovely lady lumps

Emily:
Check it out

Ashley:
Oh, baby

Orifiel:
I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.

Butch:
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

Sandy:
They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
I know you like me!

Chainer girls:
(I know you like me)

Sandy:
I know you do

Chainer girls:
(I know you do)

Sandy:
Thats why whenever I come around shes all over you
And I know you want it

Chainer girls:
(I know you want it)

Sandy:
It's easy to see

Chainer girls:
(it's easy to see)

Sandy:
And in the back of your mind I know you should be home with me

Chainer girls:
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Dont cha, dont cha
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me
Dont cha, dont cha

Samantha:
Fight the feeling

Chainer girls:
(fight the feeling)

Sam:
Leave it alone

Chainer girls:
(leave it alone)

Sam:
Cause if it aint love
It just aint enough to leave a happy home

Ashley:
Let's keep it friendly

Chainer girls:
(let's keep it friendly)

Ashley:
You have to play fair

Chainer girls:
(you have to play fair)

Ashley:
See, I dont care
But I know she aint gon' wanna share

Chainer girls:
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Dont cha, dont cha, baby
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me
Dont cha, dont cha

Zack:
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?

Jessica:
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.

Chainer girls:
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump
My hump, my hump, my hump
my lovely lady lumps

Sandy: *touches Orifiel's face*
See, I know she loves you

Chainger girls:
(I know she loves you)

Sandy:
I understand

Chainger girls:
(I understand)

Sandy:
I'd probably be just as crazy about you
If you were my own man
Maybe next lifetime

Chainer girls:
(maybe next lifetime)

Sandy:
Possibly

Chainer girls:
(possibly)

Sandy:
Until then,
Oh friend your secret is safe with me *winks*

chainer guys:
She's got me spendin!