Don't Cha Wish My Hump
(Pussycat Dolls vs. Black Eyed Peas)

Sung by the Chainers - shorter version

Will:
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?

Emily:
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.

Chainer girls:
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps

Emily:
Check it out

Samantha:
I drive these brothers crazy
I do it on the daily
They treat me really nicely
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly

Sandy:
Brother I ain't askin
They say they love my ass ‘n
Seven Jeans, True Religion's
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

Chainer girls:
My love

Chainer guys:
Love!

Chainer girls:
my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps
My hump, my hump, my hump
My humps they got you

Chainer guys:
She's got me spending.

Chainer girls:
Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.

Chainer guys:
She's got me spendin'.

Chainer girls:
Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

Nick:
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?

Samantha:
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump.

Josh:
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?

Sandy:
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.

Chainer girls:
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump
My hump, my hump, my hump
my lovely lady lumps

Emily:
Check it out

Ashley:
Oh, baby

Orifiel:
I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.

Butch:
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

Sandy:
They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
I know you like me!

Chainer girls:
(I know you like me)

Sandy:
I know you do

Chainer girls:
(I know you do)

Sandy:
Thats why whenever I come around shes all over you
And I know you want it

Chainer girls:
(I know you want it)

Sandy:
It's easy to see

Chainer girls:
(it's easy to see)

Sandy:
And in the back of your mind I know you should be home with me

Chainer girls:
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Dont cha, dont cha
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me
Dont cha, dont cha

Samantha:
Fight the feeling

Chainer girls:
(fight the feeling)

Sam:
Leave it alone

Chainer girls:
(leave it alone)

Sam:
Cause if it aint love
It just aint enough to leave a happy home

Ashley:
Let's keep it friendly

Chainer girls:
(let's keep it friendly)

Ashley:
You have to play fair

Chainer girls:
(you have to play fair)

Ashley:
See, I dont care
But I know she aint gon' wanna share

Chainer girls:
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Dont cha, dont cha, baby
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me
Dont cha, dont cha

Zack:
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?

Jessica:
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.

Chainer girls:
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump
My hump, my hump, my hump
my lovely lady lumps

Sandy: *touches Orifiel's face*
See, I know she loves you

Chainger girls:
(I know she loves you)

Sandy:
I understand

Chainger girls:
(I understand)

Sandy:
I'd probably be just as crazy about you
If you were my own man
Maybe next lifetime

Chainer girls:
(maybe next lifetime)

Sandy:
Possibly

Chainer girls:
(possibly)

Sandy:
Until then,
Oh friend your secret is safe with me *winks*

chainer guys:
She's got me spendin!

Nuisance
John Reuben

(Sung by the Chainer guys)

Nick:
So here we are in the same old spot,
knowing something needs to happen but our mouths are locked.
tongue tied, closed tight, sealed shut yup.
I tried hard, but it just wouldn’t come up.

Josh:
It's on the tip of my tongue, it's in the front of my mind.
But the words were still so hard to find.
Finally the reality of things to come pushed me to the edge.
I jumped off the cliff into the abyss as I said,

Ori:
I’m not trying to be a nuisance.
I just think we can do better than this.
That was simply my two cents.
You can, you can, take it or leave it.

Will:
The conversation lingered on and on,
Before I knew it, night had turned to dawn.
We'll be searching for the truth in all of this ha, or are we debating, just to win the argument.
Cause none of us wanna hear about where we go wrong.

Butch:
This song could easily be from me to you, or me to john.
Cause I have the potential, to be the guiltiest ha.
My greatest strength is also my strongest weakness.

Ori:
I’m not trying to be a nuisance.
I just think we can do better than this.
That was simply my two cents.
You can, you can, take it or leave it.

Zack:
Let's think about this path that we're taking, Let's think about this future we're creating.
Let's think about this life that is fading, Think about it
Come on, think about now
Lets think about this time we're spending,
Investing in monetary things that are ending.
Let's think about it then. Let's think together.
Let's think about what we can do to make it better.

Ori:
I’m not trying to be a nuisance.
I just think we can do better than this.
That was simply my two cents.
You can, you can, take it or leave it.

Chainers:
We can, we will do better than this.



Download This Song
MC Lars
(Sung by the Chainers: Will, Josh, Orifiel, Zack)

Will:
It`s 2006, the consumer’s still pissed
Won`t take it anymore so I’m writing a list
Don`t try to resist this paradigm shift
The music revolution cannot be dismissed

Josh:
$18.98 Iggy Pop CD?
What if I can get it from my sister for free?
It’s all about marketing Clive Davis, see?
If fans buy the shirt then they get the mp3

Will:
Music was a product now it is a service
Major record labels why are you trying to hurt us?
Epic’s up in my face like, “Don’t steal our songs Lars,”
While Sony sells the burners that are burning CD-R’s

Josh:
So Warner, EMI, hear me clearly Universal Music, update your circuitry
They sue little kids downloading hit songs
They think that makes sense
When they know that it’s wrong!

Orifiel:
Hey Mr. Record Man The joke’s on you
Running your label Like it was 1992
Hey Mr. Record Man, Your system can’t compete
It’s the New Artist Model File transfer complete

Chainers:
Download this song! Download this song! Download this song!

Will:
I know I`m rhyming fast, but the message is clear
You don’t need a million dollars to launch a career
If your style is unique and you practice what you preach
Minor Threat and Jello both have things to teach!

Zack:
I`ve got G5 production, concept videos
Touring with a laptop, rocking packed shows
The old-school major deal?
It makes no sense
Indentured servitude, the costs are too immense!

Josh:
Their finger’s in the dam but the crack keeps on growing
Can’t sell bottled water when it’s freely flowing
Record sales slipping, down 8 percent
Increased download sales, you can`t prevent

Will:
Satellite radio and video games
Changed the terrain, it will never be same
Did you know in ten years labels won`t exist?
Goodbye DVD’s, and compact disks!

Orifiel:
Hey Mr. record man what’s wrong with you
Still living off your catalogue from 1982
Hey Mr. record man your system can’t compete
It’s the new artist model file transfer complete

Zack:
You know, we just wanted a level playing field.
You’ve overcharged us for music for years, and now we’re
Just trying to find a fair balance.
I hate to say it, but… Welcome to the future.

Orifiel:
Hey Mr. Record Man The joke’s on you
Running your label Like it was 1992
Hey Mr. Record Man, Your system can’t compete
It’s the New Artist Model File transfer complete !

Almost Here
Delta Goodrem & Brian McFadden

(sung by RIJ and Kiza)

RIJ:
Did I hear you right?
cause I thought you said
Let's think it over... *glances at Aiden and steps closer toKiza*
You have been my life
And I never planned
Growing old without you

Shadows bleeding through the light
Where the love once shined so bright
Came without a reason...
Don't let go on us tonight
Love's not always black and white
Haven't I always loved you? *holds Kiza*

Kiza *pushes RIJ away a bit*:
But when I need you
You're almost here
And I know that's not enough...
And when I'm with you
I'm close to tears
cause you're only almost here

RIJ:
I would change the world
If I had a chance
Oh won't you let me? *holds Kiza's hands*
Treat me like a child
Throw your arms around me
Oh please protect me *leans his head on her shoulder*

Kiza:
Bruised and battered by your words...
Dazed and shattered now it hurts...
Haven't I always loved you?

*thinks for a moment, then steps back from RIJ*
But when I need you
You're almost here
And I know that's not enough...
And when I'm with you
I'm close to tears
cause your only almost here

RIJ & Kiza:
Bruised and battered by your words
Dazed and shattered now it hurts
Haven't I always loved you?
But when I need you
You're almost here

RIJ:
Well I never knew how far behind I'd left you

Kiza:
And when I hold you
you're almost here

RIJ *falls to his knees*:
Well I'm sorry that I took our love for granted

Kiza *smiles and pulls RIJ up*:
And now I'm with you
I'm close to tears

RIJ:
cause I know I'm almost here

Kiza & RIJ:
Only almost here